Crack, I makes it.
This is what happens when late night twitter conversations and the need to cheer up a friend combine.
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<span style="font-size: 130%; ">You were born during a Waxing Gibbous moon</span><br>
<span style="font-size: 90%">This phase occurs right after a full moon.</span><br>
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This is kinda cool.